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How come you have to pay someone to rotate your tires? Isn`t that the basic idea behind the wheel? Don`t they rotate on their own?
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All the king`s HORSES and all the king`s men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn`t put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?
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Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
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Isn`t it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can`t wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
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Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can`t get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can`t even get the DETERGENT white!
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