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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they`re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let`s make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
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Can`t we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don`t they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?
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Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they`re finished. Why isn`t it a "built"?
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Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
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