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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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What`s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I`d better carpet the toilet too."
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Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I`ll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."
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Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
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