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6 College
A college's student body is composed of the sons and daughters of the very rich who could not meet the academic requirements of any other college. Lo and behold, the college basketball team wins every game and dominates their league. All this success is due to one amazing player - a cross betwen Larry Bird and Michael Jordan.
This kid is terrific. The player and the team become the center of nationwide media attention. The student body is thrilled. Now, the NCAA goes to the college and asks for proof of this player's academic eligibility. The college administration promises such documentation in a few days. The faculty works night and day coaching the student for the crucial test.
The day of the public examinatin arrives, and the entire student body is there to support their star player. A professor stands, and announces the first question, "How much is five and two?" The student frowns in deep concentration - he thinks, he sweats,
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7 A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!â€
“That is very nice,†muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room.â€
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8 Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
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9 A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."
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10 College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them – and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this?†asked one student indignantly.
“What’s it taste like?†asked the cook.â€
“Glue!â€
“Then it’s apple pie – the plum pie tastes like soap.â€
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