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| 41 10 fun things to do at your local retail store.....
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin, narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,
'I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,' and see what happens.
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| 42 Bill attended a party where he met an old acquaintance, “Hello, Sam,†he said. “How’s your clothing business? I heard you lost a lot on that fall shipment of dresses.â€
“That’s right,†Sam responded.
“And you almost went bankrupt.â€
“That’s true too.â€
“But I understand you made a big profit on another shipment and wound up having a pretty good season after all.â€
“That’s correct. Then I guess you heard all about it, Bill.â€
“Yeah,†Bill answered, “but this is the first time I’m hearing all the details.â€
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| 43 There was once a couple named Nancy and Mike Tate, and it was their life's dream to have a compass company. They finally saved enough money and started the Tate's Compass Company. Luck was with them, for the first contract they acquired was to manufacture 750,000 compasses for the Boy Scouts.
Nancy and Mike worked feverishly day and night to meet their deadline, and finished just before the Boy Scout Jamboree was to begin. On the day of the Boy Scout Wilderness hike, each boy scout was given a Tate's Compass to help them find their way. Unfortunately, it was discovered a little too late that every single compass was made with the colored point of the needle facing
the wrong way, so when one was facing North, the needle pointed to the South.
Needless to say, all of the boy scouts got lost and it was the biggest fiasco known in Boy Scout history. The Tate's compass company went out of business, but from this experience came the familiar adage, "He wh
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| 44 As a member of an Internet awareness survey team, we had visited a home. The unruly owner asked, "Tell me the difference between washing machine & Internet?†When I was cursing my luck, my colleague answered, "The former washes your cloth and the later washes your brain."
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| 45 A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant asked him "If you have all that money in bonds, why did you need to borrow 1$." The man replied, “Do you know any other way I can use a safety deposit box for only 7 cents a year?"
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