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26 “This little computer,†said the a sales clerk, “will do half your job for you.â€
The senior manager studying the machine made his decision; “Fine, I’ take two.â€
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27 After reading the complicated instructions for the automatic teller, the confused customer walked over to a bank officer. “Excused me,†said the customer, “but I was wondering if you could help me out.†“Certainly,†smiled the officer. “Go right through that door.â€
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28 Three businessmen were having dinner at a club. When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it, "argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week
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29 A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: “Delayed by storm. Send instructionsâ€
His boss e-mails back: “Start vacation immediatelyâ€
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30 A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil. The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a wall of solid gold 100 feet tall and 100 feet wide all the way around the state of Texas". The Texas Oil Tycoon scratched his chin and adjusted his cowboy hat and said, "Well boy, I'll tell ya what....you just go ahead and build that wall, and if I like it.......I'll buy it".
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