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21 A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.â€
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22 An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thing he predicted yesterday did not happen today.
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23 A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer.
"No sir,"said the salesman.†We haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll be getting any soon."
The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer,†Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it is you need."
Irate, he turned to his salesman,†Never tell a customer we're out of anything! NOW, WHAT DID HE WANT?"
"Rain,†answered the salesman.
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24 A man looking for a job."...And remember we are very keen about clenliness. Did you wipe your shoes before entering†asked the manager. "Oh, yes sir."
Replied the man. The manager narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about the truth. There is no mat."
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25 Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without."
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