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| 11 It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line: "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"
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| 12 A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,†said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.â€
The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.†“I see.†replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.†“I hate office work,†said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.†“Wait a minute,†said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?†“Easy,†said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.â€
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| 13 A businessman, on his deathbed, called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.'"
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| 14 A customer comes into a computer store.“I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.â€
After a while the clerk replied, “have you tried Windows 2000?â€
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| 15 One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said "You bankers are so involved in your possessions. You didn't even notice that your arm was ripped off as well" The banker stared at where his arm used to be and said "OH NO! My new Rolex is gone too!"
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