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46 The following is a true story.
Following a miserable year, the CEO of a company called all the Project Managers for a performance review meeting. After giving them a piece of his mind, he asked each Manager to present his/her case. One of the Managers gave a long winding speech of excuses on his Project’s performance over which the CEO got irritated and yelled “Just tell me Yes or Noâ€. The Manager coolly said “Yes or No†and sat down!
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47 The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.
“Dear,†she said, startled, “what are you doing home so early?â€
“The boss and I had a fight,†he grumbled. “He would not take back what he said.â€
Glowing with pride, his wife asked, “what did he say?
The VP shrugged. “You’re fired.â€
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“I don’t want a car,†said the farmer to the persistent salesman. “I need a new cow.â€
“But you can’t ride a cow along the streets.â€
“True. But I can’t milk a new car, can I?â€
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49 When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end prematurely, the manager sent a message to his agent: “Show stopped by flying ants!â€
The agent replied “Book’em for another weekâ€
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50 Do you know why malt stands are constantly rated best businesses of the year?
They always give customers a fair shake.
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