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Earlier this week thousands of angry Iraqis marched in the streets, demanding that the new Iraqi government be selected by a majority vote by the citizens. Oh shut up! We don`t even do that in this country.
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Part of the plan to rebuild Iraq is to create an Iraqi stock market. Haven`t these people suffered enough?
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Dick Cheney agreed to be President Bush`s running mate once again in 2004. He made the announcement while riding in Ambulance One. In fact, he`s got a new campaign slogan: No chest pain, no gain. ... He said he wanted four more years but his doctor is only giving him two.
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The government of Haiti has officially sanctioned voodoo as a religion. Meanwhile, here at home, the administration has sanctioned voodoo as an economic plan.
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Bush cancelled the Easter Egg hunt on the lawn of the White House. His people were afraid that, like Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, the Easter Eggs would turn out to be something else that Bush can`t find.
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