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Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he is going to ask President Bush for help with the budget. What better way to deal with a $38 billion deficit than get advice from a guy that created a $450 billion deficit.
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Ex-Governor Bush Called Former President Clinton one afternoon.
Hello, Bill? It`s Dubya. Say, I`ve been meanin` ta ask ya sumthin`. How did you do so well with the ladies when you were president?
I`ll tell ya, George. The trick is to dazzle them with charm and intelligent conversation.
Yeah, but what can I do? asked Bush.
Clinton paused. Well, George, if all else fails, try puttin` a potato down your pants. That works every time.
The next week, Bush called Clinton again.
Bill? Dubya. Laura was in Crawford over the weekend and I got to go stag to the embassy ball. I tried the potato trick, but all the ladies kept their distance.
I know, I saw the ball on C-SPAN, laughed Clinton. Next time, try puttin` the potato down the front of your pants.
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You never see Bush in the Oval Office. He`s always playing golf, or he`s riding a horse in Texas, or he`s playing tennis. You know, I can`t tell if he`s president or filming a feminine hygiene commercial.
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President Bush said today he would like America to establish a permanent base on the moon. This is all part of his plan to get Americans used to an environment where the air is un-breathable and there are no trees.
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Gas prices are falling. Experts say this could delay the next war in the Middle East until the fall.
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