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Robert Downey Jr. — he can`t keep this lifestyle going much longer. The man is 35 years old. That means he only has five more years to sober up and get his life together if he ever wants to run for President of the United States.
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Bozo the Clown is retiring after 40 years. Well with Bush in office, he can`t really compete.
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Bush has a new campaign slogan. It`s `Reformer with Results` Which I think is a big improvement on the old one: `Dumb Guy with Connections.`
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He is the new president, although old habits die hard. It`s funny with Bush. Now whenever the Secret Service knocks on the door, he keeps flushing stuff down the toilet.
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100 Earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"
"Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed."
Sent by chloej
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