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You know how the pope is chosen? The cardinals all vote and then the ballots are burned. You know -- the same thing we did in Florida back in 2000.
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The big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody.
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It`s gotten so bad that even Alex Keaton would have shifted parties and voted for me this year.
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President Bush`s campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his service records thrown out.
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President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He`s going to rebuild the infrastructure. He`s going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he`ll try it here.
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