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President Bush is back from that big trade summit up in Canada. He said the water tastes funny up there without the arsenic in it.
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Jenna `Anheuser` Bush is trying to get her lawyers to strike a plea bargain agreement over her latest drinking charge. If they can`t find an agreement, they said she may lose her driver`s license. Which will be no problem. She`s got plenty of those.
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Senator Jim Jeffords made huge news when he switched political parties. Everyone was talking about it. Then it was pointed out that Strom Thurmond once switched parties. Apparently, years ago, Strom switched from the hunters to the gatherers.
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Today, Bush received an honorary degree from Yale, his alma mater. Bush said that he is living proof that even `C` students can grow up to be president of the United States. First Clinton lowered our moral standards, now Bush is lowering our academic standards.
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George W. Bush says that since he has been in the White House, he prays every day. I`m thinking, `Hell, same goes for us.`
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