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Dick Cheney, I wouldn`t give this guy`s troubles to a monkey on a rock. He gets his electric bill. He doesn`t live in the White House. He lives next door in the junior White House. He gets his electric bill and it is $186,000. I am telling you he should have gotten the solar-powered pacemaker. You would have a big electric bill if you had to use those electric paddles eight times a day. On top of all that Cheney has laryngitis. He can`t talk. Of course, that`s from yelling all day: `Quick, my heart pills, quick!`
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In an interview yesterday former President Jimmy Carter was extremely critical of President Bush. His exact quote was `He is the worst president since me.`
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Former President Jimmy Carter lashed out a President Bush today. This doesn`t usually happen. Usually former presidents tend to keep to themselves. But he attacked Bush. He said he was disappointed in just about everything Bush had done so far as president. Today Bush fired back, `Hey, if this Jimmy Carter guy is so smart, how come I never heard of him?`
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Last week, President Bush proposed a budget that has large cuts in job training and highway improvements. Makes sense, who needs roads if you don`t have a job to go to.
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Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral process we do, you don`t need the popular vote to win.
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