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Top 10 reasons to break your decisive campaign promise and build a nuclear waste storage facility, without conclusive study, right next to Las Vegas:
10. Only 4 electoral votes in all of Nevada
9. It`ll be cool to see scenes from The Amazing Colossal Man re-enacted in color on the news!
8. It`s a gambling town, they bet on me and lost. They should understand.
7. Need to appease nu-Q-lar lobby before campaign finance reform kicks in
6. It`s not my campaign promise if Cheney made it on my behalf
5. Alien overlords in Area 51 demanded it
4. Study finds there is no oil there
3. Let`s just give it a try. If it doesn`t work, we can move it in 10,000 years.
2. Trump promised percentage from Atlantic City casinos
1.Ken Lay said so
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We take elections for granted. Where else do you get to choose the people who choose the people who will be in our shadow government?
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At his wife`s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.
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Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It`s not easy for President Bush, he can`t just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies
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The other big controversy in Washington now is over Vice President Dick Cheney`s wanting the Navy to pay his $186,000 electric bill. Hey, they`re getting off easy. They`re lucky they don`t have to pay his ambulance bill.
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