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In 2000, the two major party presidential candidates agreed that Americans were seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details. The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated that the media present Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity.
In other words, Bush said there was too much gore, and Gore said there was too much bush.
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Here is some good news. For the third day in a row, the Dow had triple digit gains. Yeah, analysts now are saying that the only thing that could hurt the market is if President Bush comes home early from his vacation. —Jay Leno
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How many of you get a month vacation? Well, President Bush will be getting his month-long vacation. The White House is calling it a `working vacation.` And I am thinking, well that pretty much describes the entire presidency, doesn`t it? ... Bush says he is going to be very active; he plans to exercise every day. And he says he exercise every day because it clears his head. Hey, mission accomplished.
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Bush is going to Texas to begin his month-long vacation. Even though he is playing golf and fishing and riding horses the White House says `this is not a vacation`. Do you get the idea that Bush`s definition of `vacation` comes from the same dictionary as Clinton`s definition of `sex`?
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There`s now speculation in Washington that President Bush is planning to increase the economic sanctions on Iraq. And let me tell you if they are half as tough as the economic sanctions Bush has imposed on this country, they are screwed.
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