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Sen. Rick Santorum is causing a lot of controversy this week with remarks he made about gays. He said, `I have no problem with homosexuals, I have a problem with homosexual acts.` Well maybe he`s doing it wrong.
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Gay rights groups are calling for the resignation of Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania for comparing homosexuality to bigamy, polygamy, incest and adultery. Apparently, he`s tried them all and found them similar.
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President Bush dies and goes to the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter asks who`s there. George W. Bush, he replies. Saint Peter asks for proof. I`m the president of the United States, Bush protests. Saint Peter says that Mozart, Picasso and Einstein had to prove who they were. Who were they? asks Bush, bewildered. Come right in, George, replies Saint Peter.
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A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working. Madam, said the sales manager, the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, Nelson. The radio responded, Ricky or Willie? She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that`s what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying On The Road Again when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
Idiot! she yelled, and, from the radio: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, Now, there`s the biggest horse`s ass I`ve ever seen. A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. She`s a horse`s ass too, said the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. Damn it! the man said, climbing back up to the bar. This must be Bush country! Nope, the bartender replied. Horse country!
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