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What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
That`s a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
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What`s the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet?
Some men have never been in a 747.
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How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
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A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I`m diabetic and I`m afraid I`ve had too much sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I`m a brunette."
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A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Brunette said, "So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Brunette replied, "We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!"
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