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Category Baseball Jokes (58 jokes in 12 pages)
The best funny Baseball Jokes and clean Baseball Jokes.
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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can`t bring that dog in here."
"You don`t understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I`ll give you a hundred bucks."
The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What`s on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right. And what`s on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And who`s the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
"I guess you`ve heard enough," says the man. "I`ll take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they`re on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said `DiMaggio`?"
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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn`t have to run, he`s got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and
screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
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A Spaniard name Jose came to Miami and wanted to attend a big league game. To his dismay he found that all the seats were sold out. However, the management gave him a high seat by the flagpole. When he returned to his home country his friends asked him, "What kind of people are those Americans?" He said, "Fine people, they gave me a special seat at the ball game and just before the game started that all stood up and sang `Jose can you see.`"
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"A young lady arrived at her first ballgame during the 5th inning. "The score is 0 to 0," she heard a nearby fan say. "Oh, good," she cooed to her boyfriend, "then we haven`t missed a thing."
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Baseball fans are hoping that President Clinton may throw out the first pitch at one of the World Series games.
"Normally, we`d ask Hillary," said a baseball spokesman. "Because she seems to be the one with the balls."
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