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171 Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)
Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.
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172 Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.
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173 ELEPHANT AND ANT QUESTIONS - TO ASK SOMEBODY
1. One day the elephant and the ant went to play hide and seek in the Jungle. It was the elephant's turn to seek and he searched high and low until he came upon a temple in the middle of the Jungle. Q: Now, how did the elephant know that the ant was inside the Temple? A: Because the ant left his slippers outside.
2. The ant went to visit the elephant one day. After a nice meal, the elephant suggested they watch TV. Q: Why did the ant decline? A: Because he left his glasses at home.
3. One day the elephant and the ant went biking, when they crashed into a big truck. The elephant died immediately. Q: Do you know why the ant survived? A: Because he was wearing a helmet.
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174 How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
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175 One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly:
"You'll never get me up in one of those things."
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