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166 A pony walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says, "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?" asks the pony.
"What? You have to speak up!" the bartender says.
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you," the bartender says.
"I'm sorry," the pony adds, "I'm just a little hoarse."
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167 Two monkeys were discussing evolution:
"You mean to tell me that I really am my keeper's brother?"
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168 A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says. "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
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169 Question: What do you call a dog with no front or back legs?
Answer: He's not going to come -- why waste your time?
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170 Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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