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156 A woodpecker was pecking a whole in a tree. All of a sudden, a flash of lightening struck the tree to the ground! The woodpecker looked bemused for a moment and then said: "Gee, I guess I don't know my own strength!"
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157 Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
A. "Rough rough".
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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158 Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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159 Two fleas were walking out of the cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
"Shall we walk?" said one flea.
"No," said the other, " lets take a dog."
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160 “Mommy,†said the baby polar bear, “am I one hundred percent pure polar bear?â€
“Of course you are, son,†said his Daddy, “Why do you ask?â€
“’Cause I’m f-f-f-freezing!â€
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