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146 A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says, "That's OK, I just want a drink."
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147 Two little skunks called In and Out were playing in the woods. Out went home, and his mother said, “Where’s In? Go and get him, there’s a good boy.†So Out went back into
the woods and returned very shortly with his bother.
“That’s a good boy,†said Mother Skunk, “how did you find him so quickly?â€
“Easy,†said the little skunk, “In stunk…â€
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148 Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?
“He had his own pew.â€
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149 Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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150 Why do hummingbirds hum?
“Because they can't remember the words!"
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