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141 Q. Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
A. Because a dog was after his bones!
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142 Mother rabbit to her small bunny:
"A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
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143 There was a man who had a pool installed. It was a very elaborate pool with tiles imported from Russia. One day, he walked out to his wonderful pool to find it covered with algae. He quickly called the fellow who had installed the pool and asked him what he should do. "It's obvious," said the pool man, "you need to get a couple of porpoises." "Porpoises?" inquired the man. "Yes, the porpoises will eat the algae, and you'll be the only person on your block to have porpoises." So the man bought two porpoises, and they ate the algae and gave the man someone to swim with, that is, until the porpoises got extremely sick. The man immediately called his friend, who was a marine biologist. "You know," said the friend, "if you feed porpoises seagulls, they will liven forever." So, the man drove to a pet store that specialized in exotic pets and bought two sacks full of seagulls. On his way home, a disturbing message screeched from
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144 Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?
A: The dog taped his mouth.
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145 There were two cows in a paddock and one said to the other, "I'm a bit worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around."
The other answered; "It won't worry me, I'm a helicopter!!"
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