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116 A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the
dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked
for the address and the dalmation responded,
"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
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117 Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
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118 Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee!!!!!
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119 A man walks into his local butcher's shop and complains about the leg of lamb that he had previously bought, when I cooked it the joint had shrunk so much it went from 12 inches long to only 4-inches. The butcher said to the man that’s funny my wife knitted me a sweater and when she washed it, it was also 4-inches in length, what’s your sweater got to do with my leg of lamb asked the man, the butcher replied well they both must have come from the same sheep.
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120 Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up.
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