| It still doesn't have a vote, be the first one that votes it! |
| |
| 101 Three ducks, in line, are crossing the road. “The duck in the back says, “Quack, quack!â€
The duck in the front says, “Hey, I’m moving as fast as I can!â€
| |
|
| Rating: 4 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
| 102 Two "snakes" walking down the street. Oh man I have to ask you something the little one said. What is it? Are we dangerous? The other one said: of course we are, why? Because I just bit myself, replied the little one.
| | Rating: 2.5 from 5 (2 votes) |
| |
| 103 A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
| |
|
| It still doesn't have a vote, be the first one that votes it! |
| |
| 104 A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
“Where were you? I was worried sick.â€
“It was such nice day, I decided to walk.â€
| | Rating: 4 from 5 (One vote) |
| |
| 105 Three male dogs: a Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua, sat at the end of a bar downing a few drinks when a beautiful lady Collie walked in and sat at the opposite end. She noticed that they were drooling over her and offered them a deal. "If any of you can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence that I like, I'll let you buy me a drink."
The male dogs started punching each other, feeling quite sure of themselves. The Pit Bull blurts out, "I like liver and cheese."
"No! How base!" snarls the lady Collie.
Then the Shepherd speaks up, "Liver and cheese make good food."
The Collie turns her head and says, "Ha! No good!"
Finally, the little Chihuahua crawls up on the bar and speaks,
"Liver alone, cheese mine!" He got to buy the lady the drink.
| |
|
|
jokes-db.com
