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96 Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this? He said, “No, it all happened so fast.â€
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97 Did you hear about the baby mouse that saw a bat?
He ran home and told his mother he’d seen and angel…
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98 “Doctor,†said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!â€
“How long have you had this problem?†the doctor asked.
“Lest’s see,†said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ’41…
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99 Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?â€
The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.â€
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100 It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."
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