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91 This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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92 Kerry the tomcat was scampering all over the neighborhood – down alleys, up fire escapes, into cellars. A disturbed neighbor knocked on the owner’s door and said,
“Your cat is rushing about like mad.†“I know,†the man conceded. “Kerry’s just been neutered, and he’s running around canceling engagements.â€
- Larry Wilde –
Library of Laughter
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93 Erica is walking out of a movie theatre at the same time as a man with a parrot on his shoulder. Erica turns to the man and says, "Your parrot actually seemed to understand the movie". It looked around during the boring parts, it paid close attention to the dramatic parts, it even "squawked" during the funny parts. I don't understand how that can be. The man turns to Erica and says "I don't understand it either.... he didn't like the book at all".
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94 Why did the turtle cross the road? “To get to the shell station.â€
Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!
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95 1.) What kind of animal hates to do it's laundry the most?
A Leopard because he has so many spots.
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