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56 One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite! 'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'
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57 Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?†asked father rabbit.
“Wellâ€, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiplyâ€
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“Have you got any kittens going cheap?†Asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No, sir,†replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.â€
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59 A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
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60 Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?
A. Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
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