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Category Quotes Jokes
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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Category Marriage Jokes
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Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.
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Category Classic Jokes
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| Random joke
The young clerk's responsibilities included
bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each
morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-thirds
full. The clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee
delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill much of it
along the way.
None of the judge's yelling and insults produced a full cup of coffee,
until he finally threatened to cut the clerk's pay by one-third if he
continued to produce one-third less than the judge wanted. The next
morning he was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to the brim,
and the next morning and the morning after that.
The judge couldn't resist gloating over his success and smugly
complimented the clerk on his new technique. "Oh, there's not much to
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Category Polish Jokes
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| Random joke
Do you know what it says on the bottom of coke bottles made in Poland? "Open Other End."
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Category Golf Jokes
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| Random joke
A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golfer’s head and kills him.
He arrives in heaven, and God himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him. Looking up his records, God sees that the guy golf’s and says, “Are you any good?â€
The golfer looks at God and says, “I got here in two, didn’t I?â€
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